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Contrary to a widespread and cheerfully peddled legend, English is a very [http://www.xamuel.com/10-reasons-why-english-is-hard-language/ hard language].  
Contrary to a widespread and cheerfully peddled legend, English is a very [http://www.xamuel.com/10-reasons-why-english-is-hard-language/ hard language].  
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As the Chinese people are not sensitive to any propaganda, and as their own language is also really hard, they set out to simplify their ingigenous [http://linvuaberitas.com/Category:Chinglish Chinglish] into a more international Fucklish.
As the Chinese people are not sensitive to any propaganda, and as their own language is also really hard, they set out to simplify their ingigenous [http://linvuaberitas.com/Category:Chinglish Chinglish] into a more international Fucklish.
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Fucklish is not the abbreviation of "Fuck You English", but a  form of simplified English invented by the elegant American youth, that uses a lot of slangs.
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Fucklish is not the abbreviation of "Fuck You English", but a  form of simplified English, invented by the elegant American youth, that uses a lot of slangs.
Thus promoted to the rank of the new Lingua Franca, the Fucklish can look forward to a prosperous future.
Thus promoted to the rank of the new Lingua Franca, the Fucklish can look forward to a prosperous future.

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La Gazette





Do you speak Fucklish?

Contrary to a widespread and cheerfully peddled legend, English is a very hard language.

As the Chinese people are not sensitive to any propaganda, and as their own language is also really hard, they set out to simplify their ingigenous Chinglish into a more international Fucklish.

Fucklish is not the abbreviation of "Fuck You English", but a form of simplified English, invented by the elegant American youth, that uses a lot of slangs.

Thus promoted to the rank of the new Lingua Franca, the Fucklish can look forward to a prosperous future.


Nota Bene : Frenchinese also exists.


BB 29 mai 2012





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La Gazette





Do you speak Fucklish?

Contrary to a widespread and cheerfully peddled legend, English is a very hard language.

As the Chinese people are not sensitive to any propaganda, and as their own language is also really hard, they set out to simplify their ingigenous Chinglish into a more international Fucklish.

Fucklish is not the abbreviation of "Fuck You English", but a form of simplified English, invented by the elegant American youth, that uses a lot of slangs.

Thus promoted to the rank of the new Lingua Franca, the Fucklish can look forward to a prosperous future.


Nota Bene : Frenchinese also exists.


BB 29 mai 2012









La Gazette





Do you speak Fucklish?

Contrary to a widespread and cheerfully peddled legend, English is a very hard language.

As the Chinese people are not sensitive to any propaganda, and as their own language is also really hard, they set out to simplify their ingigenous Chinglish into a more international Fucklish.

Fucklish is not the abbreviation of "Fuck You English", but a form of simplified English, invented by the elegant American youth, that uses a lot of slangs.

Thus promoted to the rank of the new Lingua Franca, the Fucklish can look forward to a prosperous future.


Nota Bene : Frenchinese also exists.


BB 29 mai 2012









La Gazette





Do you speak Fucklish?

Contrary to a widespread and cheerfully peddled legend, English is a very hard language.

As the Chinese people are not sensitive to any propaganda, and as their own language is also really hard, they set out to simplify their ingigenous Chinglish into a more international Fucklish.

Fucklish is not the abbreviation of "Fuck You English", but a form of simplified English, invented by the elegant American youth, that uses a lot of slangs.

Thus promoted to the rank of the new Lingua Franca, the Fucklish can look forward to a prosperous future.


Nota Bene : Frenchinese also exists.


BB 29 mai 2012